Mundane Musings

Did not really find a topic to blog..was scanning through my lotus notes to delete some old emails..just got hold of this one...one more in the birthday series, that I wrote a year ago.. Hi Guys, It's party time again ! Some folks in the XX XX(project name, not disclosed intentionally) have just got older by another year now :) So, doesn't that call for some celebration ? Afterall it's time for the relatively young people to rejoice !! Please follow the simple Five-step process described below, to get PaRtYiNg !!! 1. Logoff from the Mainframe / Press F5 on the lotus notes 2. Turn the sametime status to "Do not disturb, Extremely busy" 3. Repeat step 2 for Yahoo / MSN messenger 4. press Ctrl + Alt + Delete on the keyboard 5. Manually Ping 3.FLOOR.C.WING You will then enter into an automatic wizard, which will sway you through the fun 'n' frolic !! " IT'S NOW ! IT'S ON !! " - So, GeT rEaDy To GeT tHeRe !!!! Event : Birthday celebrations...

Conversation between a husband and wife, both software engineers, working together in their kitchen at home...My figment of imagination ! Wife: Please cut the vegetables while I make other preparations. That way we will work for 45 man-woman minutes, per task. Husband: sure honey ! After 10 minutes, the husband was caught red-handed watching 'fear factor' on AXN. Little did he realise that the episode at home would be more gripping than the actual serial he was watching. Had he read or atleast learnt from marrried men about the 'w-syndrome', he might have avoided the purchase of a new set-top box, for which he spent 5K! 'Fear factor' would be aired live and free (24/7), even to the neighbours ! Wife: What the hell are you doing honey ? Husband: Err..hehe..nothing..am on a 15 minute vacation now. Wife: I still have 30 minutes left to complete my task..have you cut the vegetables yet? Husband: Oh yeah..that's why am on a short vacation..once am back, I...