Highway nuisance

Driving at a pulse-pounding speed of 120mph, not caring an atom about the disastrous traffic, or the driving rules, or other highway regulations could be the trendiest of things for a budding teen. But how about a middle-aged woman? Why would she want to get herself killed? What in the name of god might have gone wrong with this lady who was zipping past, faster than the fastest of the falcons? These were just a few of the many questions that were lingering in the minds of the dutiful cops who were right behind the reckless driver, chasing her. After thirty trecherous minutes, though the lady did not voluntarily pull over, the cops somehow succeeded in cornering her. While three of the officers surrounded the car and took positions, one of them cautiously approached the driver's seat, only to find a seemingly harmless woman with a ghastly look on her face.

The terrified lady, who kept mum when she was fired with a dozen questions, did not speak up until the officer asked her, "Miss, can you please give me at least one good reason why you were racing like Michael Schumacher on I-84?" To this, the lady instantly retorted, "Well, my son, who grew up 'listening' to Schumy's races in the last nine months, is on his way to meet mundane creatures like us. Damn it! am having contractions and if I don't reach the nearest hospital in the next five minutes, he'll come out and pee right into my face!"

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any of the true incidents that might have occurred in the past, or is occurring presently, or might occur in the future, is and will be purely co-incidental.