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Generations Abridged

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M y grandpa, who is in his mid-eighties, is sort of tech savy. Though medicine is his first love, he is forced to become a computer geek at 8:00PM IST, daily. Thanks to his twenty-month old great- grandson, who instilled that geeky urge in his great grandpa - the two-footer, my legal heir, who is situated twenty thousand miles away from  Madrasapattinam , would get ready by 10:30AM EST and eagerly await his great grandpa's arrival. While the budding toddler would be able to get online effortlessley via his 6MBPS AT&T broadband, my grandpa would have to wake his techie-alter up, to wage a war against the 256KBPS BSNL  narrow-band . To add to the intensity of the battle, Yahoo Messenger and it's voice/video suite would shower a quiver of Plug-in missing  and Version Incompatible  error messages. After fighting all odds, just when my grandpa would be about to win the battle, either the microphone, or the headphone, or sometimes both, would simply refuse to work. Not...

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How to write 5 posts in 5 mins?

See below.

Upload and download speeds

... primarily depend on what you EAT - slower, the better *grin*

How to get a 6-pack in 6 mins?

... Drive down to the nearest liquor store.

Sometimes,

... even the best engineer in town could struggle to open the lid of a pressure cooker!