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How to write 5 posts in 5 mins?

See below.

Upload and download speeds

... primarily depend on what you EAT - slower, the better *grin*

How to get a 6-pack in 6 mins?

... Drive down to the nearest liquor store.

Sometimes,

... even the best engineer in town could struggle to open the lid of a pressure cooker!

All married men

...are selective amnesiacs.

A Hospital

...is a permanent storehouse of diseases - don't ever let yourself get there! Stay healthy, always!