Habits die hard

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Do you remember the days when you used to pay regular visits to 'Cheytaah's tea stall' near the Santhome Church ? Am sure you do. How could you forget the shop where you started smoking. It used to be your most preferred hang out. Do you also remember the times when 'Cheytaah' used to go out for hours, leaving the shop under your custody ? And you would take care of his business until he returned ? Am sure you do. How 'Cheytaah' used to reward you with commissions for your commitment and dedication in selling tobacco and 'Guthka' during his absence! And how sometimes, he used to treat you with free cigarettes and tea ! Wow ! How wonderful were those days. Do you also remember one such memorable day when you were puffing to glory and there appeared a familiar face from the cloud of smoke that you created just then, staring straight into your eyes and you instantly pissed in your pant ? Am sure you do.

By the way, which brand did your dad ask for ?

Comments

RvK said…
Note to all smokers from a non smoker...
Therituu pananumna ... Olunga panuga.. Dont get caught.

Guru,
This post is not up to u'r usual high standards man!!
Friday, May 05, 2006
Mad said…
I think its brilliant!!
Friday, May 19, 2006
G U R U said…
@Vivek: Thanks for the comment. Will improvise !
Friday, November 30, 2007
G U R U said…
@Madhu: Thanks !
Friday, November 30, 2007
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