Unveiling, for the first time......

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About
Skanda, a nine-month project, nicely developed and delivered on the 9th of September 2008 at 6:05PM (EST), two weeks ahead of schedule!

Specifications
Name : Skanda

Sex         : Male

Weight  : 5.6lbs 

Height  : 17.5 Inches

Biceps : 0.5 Inches

Released in : St.Mary's hospital, Waterbury

Sun sign         : Virgo

Education : Illiterate

Salient Features
Capable of crying, drinking, peeing, pooping, sleeping, and repeating the cycle again in a set interval.

What's missing in the bundle
Only the teeth, but has an in-built technology to develop the same.

Current challenge
Coping with the jet-lag!

Favourite punch-line
"Size doesn't matter. It's the attitude. And I have one"

Autograph
Available upon request -- thumb impression only.

Photograph
See above

........hope that explains what kept the blogger away from the blogsphere for the last few months :)

Comments

Anonymous said…
blaming your baby for your non productiveness. vekkama illa?
P.S: congratulations
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Anonymous said…
Hey! Heyyy!!!

Congrats da!!!!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Shruti said…
Guru!! Congrats! see u got a hilarious way to announce this wonderful news too :)
I have been away for a while too.. but the reason is nothing like this :P
Friday, December 26, 2008
G U R U said…
@RukmaniRam: Vekkama? Appidinna?? :-D
Friday, December 26, 2008
G U R U said…
@Prasanna: Thanks machi!
Friday, December 26, 2008
G U R U said…
@Shruti: Thanks!!! :)
Friday, December 26, 2008
Karthik said…
Congrats man....:)
Friday, December 26, 2008
G U R U said…
@Karthik: thanks dude :)
Friday, December 26, 2008
Anonymous said…
hai guru ur son looks really cute.
more like rev.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
G U R U said…
@Radha: Thanks :) Yes, he does :)
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Anonymous said…
congrats... great product..
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
G U R U said…
Thanks dude :)
Friday, January 09, 2009
V. Archana said…
oooo...Thats chooooooooooooo chweet.
Congratulations :)
Monday, February 02, 2009
-=A.R.N.=- said…
Congratulations on your fatherhood!
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
meena said…
what an interesting way of announcing fatherhood..Great!!Congrats!!!This is the first time im visiting your site..I should say I am very much impressed.Keep the gr8 work going...
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
G U R U said…
V. Archana: Thanks!! :)
Sunday, March 29, 2009
G U R U said…
A.R.N: Thannks buddy!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
G U R U said…
Meena: Glad you liked it..thanks!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Vijay Sridhara said…
Cool dude, and Nice humor too
Sunday, April 12, 2009
G U R U said…
@Reformer: Thanks!! :)
Sunday, April 12, 2009
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