Divorce because of 'E' ?

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A very old forward...still worth a second reading...

Husband goes out of town. Sends a telegram to wife, saying that he misses her. wife doesn't reply. Husband returns back home after a week. His wife welcomes him with a divorce notice.

What message did he send ?

"I wish you were her"

What he actually meant :( -

"I wish you were here"

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