SEX and CHESS

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I have always felt that SEX and CHESS have a lot in common -

1. Both are games,involving the mind.

2. Both are mind-boggling.

3. Both games improve your concentration.

4. Both can be played on a table, mat, bed, kitchen, garden,
car, garage, or even a toilet if you don't mind your board/bod getting wet.

5. Both have 64 positions.

6. Both games need ATLEAST two people to play with.

7. Both games allow 'check and mate'.

8. Both games can be clocked.

9. The King has limited powers.

10. The Queen has phenomenal powers.

11. If the king loses his queen, he will be just left with some animals and men.

12. When the game ends, the winner gets the ultimate pleasure.

13. The loser will have to try again.


Can you think of some more ?

Comments

Anonymous said…
The tougher the opponent, the longer the game ;-)!!
Friday, February 24, 2006
Anonymous said…
dig the humor!!
btw..u gotta check out http://2x3x7.blogspot.com/2006/02/discontent-of-our-winter.html
this dude is soooooo fundoo humorous!!
Friday, February 24, 2006
twip said…
"The king has limited powers".......I second that!
cheers!
Megha
Friday, February 24, 2006
Anonymous said…
Mastering both is a herculean task...
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Anonymous said…
people can go on for hours talking about the intricacies of both...

lovely comparison...
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Jo said…
LOL!

Can't think of anything more! :D
Friday, March 03, 2006
admin said…
If chess and sex are so similar then chessplayers should date very frequently!

We should rate them too... 2500 ELO... :))
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
RvK said…
The longer u go on .. the more tired u get ;-)
Friday, March 17, 2006
aknowkneemoose said…
64 squares don't amount to 64 positions in chess, do they? There are 64 squares and 32 pieces in all... total number of positions falls in the 'humongous' category ;)
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
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